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Here is the comprehensive listing of every character that has appeared in the Pea-Guy saga so far. The descriptions in this list contain spoilers for Pac Pack, Pacula's Curse and Vengeance or Bust so if you don't want to know if they REALLY save Uncle Patches before you get there yourself, then you shouldn't read his description. (What? Uncle Patches gets kidnapped...I've said too much already!)

Pea-Guy - The hero of our saga, Pea-Guy is a "Peatorian" on the planet "Peatoria", very far from earth. Peatorians appear as spheres with eyes and mouths, but no arms, legs, feet, hands, noses, or really anything but the eyes and mouth. Peatorians come in many different colors, but the most common are green and orange. Pea-Guy used to be a simple peatorian, making a living by dirt-farming, until one day he took it upon himself to defeat the Evil Imperium that ruled Peatoria, and did so. He also defeated an attempt by some nasties to build another spaceship to start a new Evil Imperium. After completing all these things he decided to retire back to dirt-farming, and train 2 students (Little Green Pea and Little Purple Kid) to deal with any new enemies that would emerge. Sadly at this point Pea-Guy's arch-nemesis Kan emerged and dropped a nuclear bomb on Pea-Guy's home town, flattening it. Pea-Guy chased Kan to outer space and, after Kan's and Pea-Guy's spaceships exploded, Pea-Guy assumed that Kan was dead and his troubles were over. He was wrong, of course, because later that year a BORD spaceship crashed in his backyard, and BORD kidnapped his students. Well, Pea-Guy managed to rescue them but in the process was kidnapped himself, by Kan. (Oh, did we mention that Kan wasn't really dead?) Kan stranded Pea-Guy on the distant planet of Pagoon where it took Pea-Guy 2 years to find his way home. When Pea-Guy finally arrived home he found that Peatoria had been conquered by Kan, and was ruled by 12 Nasty Lords (Lords of the Nasties that he'd once faced). Pea-Guy fought well and has defeated 3 Nasty Lords (Pacula, Ultimeneinasenshun and Ernie Smellur) and now faces 3 more (Magico, WitchyWitch and Dr. Robotica). Pea-Guy is a hero in many respects, but is easily confused and tends to absorb insults, especially those coming from his Uncle Patches. He has some fans left on Peatoria, but as Kan rules most of the planet, most Peatorians believe Kan's propaganda line, that Pea-Guy abandoned them in their hour of need. This rumor is compounded by the fact that Pea-Guy really does have a lazy streak and tends to take long rests between adventures, so Pea-Guy will have a difficult time winning back the hearts and minds of his followers.

David-Henry "Road Cone" Waldo-Emerson - "Road Cone" was given his nickname by his Father, because of the similarities between his hair and the traffic-prevention device of the same name. Road Cone lives with his father...well not in the same house but rather in the kennel outside. (He's not the favorite son, can you tell?) Road Cone is drawn into the Pea-Guy adventures when he is out fulfilling one of his father's insane demands - to deliver "Thank You Notes" to Ultimeneinasenshun for taking over their section of Peatoria. Ultimenein was not very grateful and threw Road Cone into a jail cell, from where he was freed by Pea-Guy. Road Cone also helped Pea-Guy defeat Ernie Smellur but then decided to focus on the instrument of all great Peatorians, the electric sitar. Road Cone has also worked as an actor in both movies such as "Goats Don't Dance 3: Survivor's Rules" and television such as the hit series "Companions". Generally Road Cone is whiny and complaining all the time, but when separated from his father, his personality is almost bearable.

Julius & Frankfurt Stairwell - Julius and Frankfurt are conjoined twins that were born attached at the hip, facing in opposite directions. They are also hyperactive and the combination of these two things make them spin constantly counterclockwise. Despite this fact they have learned to work together enough to move in any direction of their choosing. They were drawn into the Pea-Guy adventure when their Frisbee™ went over the wall of Ultimenein's castle, so the Nasty Lord threw them in jail. Pea-Guy later freed them and they helped him defeat Ultimenein and Ernie Smellur. After their adventures they decided to stick to more ground-based toys, and were trying their luck with Skip-It™.

Leah Silverberg - Leah is Pea-Gal's niece and used to accompany her on her research studies. Leah even imitated her aunt to the point where she has copied her old hair style. She was captured by Ultimeneinasenshun at the same time as her aunt, and continued adventuring with her aunt and Pea-Guy until Ernie Smellur was defeated. After that she went back to grammar school until the wizard Magico accidentally teleported her into his domain, where she met up and began adventuring with Pea-Guy again. Leah mostly remains quiet in all situations and appears to be the token young female amongst adventurers who are mostly adult males...however the longer she is separated from Pea-Gal the more of a personality she seems to develop. Lately, she's even been heard expressing her opinion!

Little Green Pea and Little Purple Kid - These two children were taken in as students of Pea-Guy. Little Green Pea came from a relatively poor family while Little Purple Kid was spoiled and rich, so it was the original odd couple while Pea-Guy trained them in advanced world-saving. Their training was mostly uninteresting until they were kidnapped by the BORD. Pea-Guy managed to save them and return them to Peatoria, but before he could return himself he was captured. When Pea-Guy returned to Peatoria two years later they were fully grown (Peatorians mature fast) and had bought into the propaganda that Pea-Guy had abandoned them in their hour of need...

Mortuator, The - The Mortuator is a mysterious professional wrestler who has joined Pea-Guy for adventuring on several occasions. He originally met Pea-Guy in Ultimeneinasenshun's castle where he had been trapped because Ultimenein played his entrance music and, like any professional wrestler, if he didn't enter when he heard his music his whole identity would disappear. After helping Pea-Guy defeat Ultimenein and Ernie Smellur, The Mortuator has joined Pea-Guy in his quests against Magico and other Nasty Lords. Most recently he has been searching for his long-lost, horribly-burnt, half-stupid brother Kodoe. The Mortuator has more initiative that Pea-Guy himself so helps to get Pea-Guy adventuring quicker than the somewhat lazy Peatorian would normally. Besides searching for Kodoe the Mortuator's primary motivation is food, though lately he has taken a liking to large pointy swords and hats with M's on them. ("I like pointy...with M! Pointy and M!")

Pea-Gal - Pea-Gal shares the same first name as Pea-Guy, but they are unrelated as "Pea" is an androgynous and very common name on Peatoria. She is a scientist who studies advanced cloning techniques but has a valley-girl voice. She led a short attempt to take back from Kan's rule the part of Peatoria ruled by Ultimeneinasenshun, but was quickly captured by the Nasty Lord and thrown in a jail cell where she was later freed, and helped Pea-Guy defeat him and later Ernie Smellur. While all this might make her sound interesting, she really isn't. One dimensional and nearly lacking a personality completely, it is ironic that she's into cloning studies because she might as well be a female clone of our main hero. Since helping Pea-Guy defeat Ernie Smellur, her whereabouts are unknown and it is assumed that she is back to doing uninteresting cloning-related stuff.

Rusty Robot - Rusty was a robot created by Professor Test Tube to be a robotic version of Ultimeneinasenshun. Rusty soon displayed an intelligence of his own and, after beating Ultimenein in a series of board games, was thrown in a jail cell. He remained in the jail cell for years, writing help manuals to keep himself sane, until he was eventually freed by Pea-Guy and helped Pea-Guy defeat his old master. Rusty also played an important part in defeating Ernie Smellur, by detecting that the back door of his castle was unlocked and the heroes could attack him directly without having to go through all of the mazes. After his latest adventures, Rusty has been using his wit and timing to be an announcer for the Peatorian Wrestling Association.

Uncle Patches - Born Rudy "Patchy" Hossenpheiffer, Uncle Patches gets name from his famous nephew Pea-Guy and the eyepatch and scar. Uncle Patches always acts gruff and annoyed, especially towards his nephew who he gets great pleasure out of berating. He yells at Pea-Guy constantly for not saving him fast enough and is jealous that Pea-Guy spends so much time saving the world and not enough time completing the menial tasks he assigns him. In the end Uncle Patches is supportive of his nephew, after all he was at the celebration when Pea-Guy defeated the Evil Imperium, he just didn't cheer, but to outsiders it appears he borderline hates his nephew. When Pea-Guy was trapped on Pagoon Uncle Patches believed Kan that Pea-Guy had abandoned him, and accepted imprisonment under house arrest by Pacula. Once Pacula was defeated Ernie Smellur and Ultimeneinasenshun took the opportunity of Pea-Guy being distracted to trap Uncle Patches in solid carbonite! Reports vary on which one of the Nasty Lords kept the frozen-solid Uncle, but in the end Pea-Guy rescued and freed him. Uncle Patches usually considers himself too old for adventuring, but when he is pulled into Magico's domain against his will, proves that he still can be quite good at it.

Waldo-Emerson, Mr. "The Father" - A short-sighted and simple-minded retired trucker, Mr. Waldo-Emerson currently works selling shoes in the warehouse district, though he prefers to tell people he's a sharecropper under Kan so that he can sound more oppressed. He gets his nickname "The Father" from his children, Pat (who he has kicked out of his house after discovering he's a carnie), Epsilon (who he got a job working as a uranium tester) and Road Cone (who he forces to sleep in a dog kennel because of his hair do). Maybe the nickname "The BAD Father" was already taken. In any case, The Father idolizes Pea-Guy and considers him the ultimate role model for his children, who he forces to listen for hours without end to highly inaccurate stories of Pea-Guy's adventures, often forcing them to skip school, sleep and meals to do so. While it's admirable that The Father didn't buy into Kan's anti-Pea-Guy propaganda, his stories of Pea-Guy often hurt Pea-Guy's cause more than help it (one time he described Pea-Guy as having to abandon Peatoria in order to complete the level - at which point everyone questioned how someone's life can be divided up into "levels"...). He actually got to meet his hero when he was captured by Ultimeneneinasenshun and trapped in a jail cell. He gladly helped Pea-Guy defeat Ultimenein and then Ernie Smellur, paying no attention to the fact that Pea-Guy reacted to his constant praises similar to how he would react to fingernails on chalkboard (assuming anyone had fingers). After his last adventure he decided to retire from adventuring with his hero (much to Pea-Guy's delight) and has decided to spend more time raising his children, to make sure they turn out right. Note: since The Father has stopped adventuring Road Cone has dropped out of law school to pursue his dream of becoming a drifter.

Kan - Kan has been described as the supreme evil in the Peatorian universe. He is Pea-Guy's arch nemesis because...well nobody really knows why, but it's enough that he's trying to conquer Peatoria while Pea-Guy is trying to save it. The first known battle between Pea-Guy and Kan took place aboard Kan's spacecraft. Pea-Guy mercifully let Kan live and merely stranded him in space. With the help of some Nasties Kan managed to get his spacecraft back together and rewarded the Nasties by making them more powerful. Kan then proceeded to drop a nuclear bomb on Pea-Guy's home town, destroying it utterly. A bitter Pea-Guy obtained the first prototype 100-megaton gun, destroyed the superpowered Nasties and assaulted Kan's spacecraft with one of his own. Kan, refusing to be stranded by Pea-Guy once more, activated his ship's self-destruct mechanism. Pea-Guy escaped the explosion in a space-suit and watched Kan die in the explosion...or so he thought! When Pea-Guy was floating vulnerable in a void Kan suddenly appeared again and decided to do some strandin' of his own and sent Pea-Guy to the planet Pagoon. Pea-Guy battled his way back from Pagoon, but then discovered Kan had become the supreme ruler of Peatoria in his absence. Kan has certainly given Pea-Guy trouble, but also Kan's only defeats are due to Pea-Guy, with Kan's minions easily crushing rebellion attempts by Pea-Gal and Little Green Pea. Kan has always been closely connected to Chompies, Neoneons and bugs, and seems to be able to call forth them in unheard-of numbers. His current whereabouts are unknown, but Pea-Guy knows if he frees all of Peatoria, Nasty Lord by Nasty Lord, Kan is bound to manifest himself sooner or later.

Ernie Smellur - Ernie Smellur is Kan's half brother and was given domain over a prize piece of Peatoria (close to Pea-Guy's old home) because of the family connection. Smellur fancied himself to be a powerful psychic with skills ranging from stopping watches and bending spoons to erasing hard drives and bending sporks. In the end, like always, his power turned out to have a lot of help from magnets, but nobody seemed to question this or even care. His most brilliant idea was to kidnap Uncle Patches and let Ultimeneinasenshun take the credit for it, then hide in his castle behind a lot of mazes. Well, this plan failed when Ultimenein folded like a house of cards and Smellur forgot to lock the back door to his castle, so the heroes managed to defeat him without crossing the mazes. Before he died, however, he did manage to lock the back door permanently, so that the heroes did have to cross all of his mazes, albeit in reverse.

Magico the Great - A distant land of Peatoria is rumored to be ruled by a Nasty Lord known as Magico the Great. It is said that Magico was once a stage magician but eventually learned the power of true magic, and has used it to control everyone in his land. The rumor continues that he has trained other wizards and anyone who enters his land will have to face their magic also. In "The Magic Land" Pea-Guy and friends are teleported to this distant land, and must begin a quest to uncover the mystery of Magico.

Pacula ~ Lord of the Vampires - Shortly after Kan conquered Peatoria the dead no longer rested in peace, and one undead being emerged as the leader of all the others, the vampire known as Pacula. Pacula soon lay claim to Pea-Guy's former homeland, renaming it from "Happy Sunshine Land" to "Kansylvania". Though he remained loyal to Kan, Pacula resented having to share Kansylvania with other Nasty Lords. (Ultimeneinasenshun and Ernie Smellur had also been assigned to the land because, as it was Pea-Guy's former homeland it held a lot of rebellion, and needed extra protection) So, in a plan to increase his own power, Pacula planned to build an army of servant vampires, and for "raw materials" he kidnapped children from across Kansylvania. This created unrest but Pacula was able to crush all attacks against him, even one started by a former student of Pea-Guy's. When Pea-Guy FINALLY returned to Peatoria he launched an attack on Pacula's castle, believing that Pacula was the only Nasty Lord. One by one Pacula watched his minions get defeated, and watched Pea-Guy free the children he'd captured. Finally, hoping Pea-Guy had been weakened by adventuring, Pacula manifested himself. But Pea-Guy had not been weakened at all, rather he had just found a conveniently-placed infinite shots power-up, and an all-out battle ensued. Pacula used every power at his disposal to try to kill Pea-Guy, from transforming to shooting lightning bolts. Pea-Guy fought on as Pacula manifested every power that Pea-Guy had seen the minion vampires use. Though it was one of his most difficult battles, Pea-Guy emerged victorious and watched Pacula crumble to dust, but not before Pacula revealed that other Nasty Lords existed, and two had kidnapped Uncle Patches. While it appears that Pacula was defeated for good, Pea-Guy didn't use a stake, running water or fire, so you never know if Pacula might turn up again.

Robotica, Dr. - Dr. Robotica was a renowned scientist working on robotechnics, and when Kan conquered Peatoria he gave Dr. Robotica Nasty Lord status in exchange for building robots that helped the conquest, and the control of a part of Peatoria that comes with that status. Last Pea-Guy heard, Dr. Robotica was building a massive army of robots to conquer the part of Peatoria that Pea-Guy had already freed from Kan's rule, so Pea-Guy was planning an attack on Dr. Robotica's castle.

Test Tube, Professor - Before Kan conquered Peatoria Professor Test Tube was a renowned scientist working in the fields of robotics, cloning and teleportation. Since Kan arrived he was offered dual leadership of a land as a Nasty Lord, alongside his brother Professor Petri Dish, but turned it down, seeing more money working for the Nasty Lord Ultimeneinasenshun. Professor Test Tube isn't very evil and has no need for conquest or rule, rather he is just a mercenary, always traveling to where he thinks there is the most money to be made. Pea-Guy encountered him in Ultimenein's castle, but they only fought for a short time before the professor teleported away. This was partially for his own safety, but also because he doesn't want to get on Pea-Guy's bad side too much, because should Pea-Guy succeed in taking back Peatoria, he wants to be able to get a job in the new order. The professor is large for a Peatorian, and often carries with him a weapon that steals all of an opponent's ammo. This would normally make him hard to defeat, but he prefers to work in labs with a lot of large spikes on the walls, and likes to blindly charge at opponents.

Ultimeneinasenshun - The child once known as "Little Purple Kid" grew up to be a Nasty Lord. Well, not "grew up" in the physical sense, but he is older now and, believing that Pea-Guy abandoned him and all of Peatoria in their hour of need, sided with Kan. Because Ultimenein (as he is called for short) had a large amount of stock in evil corporations (such as Abert, Crumpley & Fisch) Kan recognized that he would be a natural for world domination, so gave him control of prime real-estate in the land of Kansylvania, and a massive robotic suit known as "The Intimidator". Ultimenein immediately tore down all houses on the land and built a gigantic fortress shaped like a "U". He also hired Peatoria's most famous scientist Professor Test Tube to make duplicate of himself, from robots to clones. Pea-Guy attacked Ultimeneinasenshun's castle because Ultimenein tricked him into believing that he had captured Uncle Patches. Ultimenein and his accomplices succeeded in disarming Pea-Guy and his friends, but they only had to evade The Intimidator for the length of one hit song before it exploded. See, Kan had told Ultimenein to clean it once every week and he was only cleaning it once every...well he cleaned it once, and that was only because Kan was watching. Never one to be held down long, Ultimenein escaped and, last we heard, was working on a new massive robotic suit that would intimidate even better than "The Intimidator" itself. Ultimeneinasenshun could be described as having delusions of grandeur, but even that wouldn't do his delusions justice...one time he even claimed he invented the phrase "Wassup?" for crying out loud.

WitchyWitch - WitchyWitch is a Nasty Lord who rules several of the southern Peatorian kingdoms. Her status as a Nasty Lord comes from her magic powers, which come from the fact that she's a practicing Witch and also owns several all-knowing magical mirrors. WitchyWitch's rule has been light as Nasty Lords go, but it is rumored that she has turned some naysayers into frogs.

Bugs - Since the beginning of Pea-Guy's adventures he has had to fight giant insects. It is unknown if Nasty Lords willingly capture these creatures and place them in their dungeons, or if the carnivorous bugs are simply drawn to the carrion found there. Either way these insects prove a danger to anyone that wanders into their paths. They have no intelligence to speak of, so cannot be reasoned with.

Chompies - Chompies are the "standard" type of Nasty that Pea-Guy has been fighting since his adventures began. They are native to Peatoria and appear to be a genetic variation of Peatorians, but instead of having eyes, just have a massive mouth. They can talk but don't generally add much to the conversation as they are famously stupid. Mostly they just use their teeth to try to chomp down any fool Peatorians who get in their way. Chompies come in several varieties; The green chompies are the weakest, but are also the most common and try to overwhelm their enemies with sheer numbers. The white chompies are somewhat smarter (it's a relative term) and often act as leaders of the green chompies. The gray chompies are smarter still (it's still relative) and also stronger, but their increased intelligence means that they just realize they don't HAVE to work as hard, so they are very lazy, often preferring to attack from vehicles rather than move under their own power. The blue chompies have gills instead of lungs so are only rarely seen above water, even though they are amongst the strongest of their kind. As a whole, chompies are very common on Peatoria and are used by almost every Nasty Lord in some way or another.

Neoneons - These beings are from an alien race that is similar to Peatorians, but all of them are blue with empty, pure-black eyes. They are employed in Kan's armies as mercenaries, though what Kan could be paying an alien race with is up to debate. It has been said that they come from the planet Neon but that's probably just The Father babbling, because if it were true then they could only be destroyed by solid Neonite. Neoneon bodies are electrically charge, and most attack simply by touching Peatorians and delivering a painful shock. Some neoneons have become skilled at throwing this shock over long distances. Most neoneons look very similar, but over time it has become apparent that some are different in size, and some have small, white horns.

Robots - In an attempt to create powerful but utterly loyal minions, Kan's Nasty Lords quickly turned to the science of robotechnics. There were three major authorities in this field, the brothers Professor Test Tube and Petri Dish, and Dr. Robotica, and soon an argument ensued. The brother professors believed that robotics could only go so far, and eventually living tissue had to be used, while Dr. Robotica believed that purely robotic beings were superior. Eventually Kan settled the argument by giving each group a land to rule on opposite sides of the planet, so that they could each work on their own creations. Now, two types of robot terrorize Peatoria; smaller, more utilitarian robots created by the brothers, and large robots that pack a lot of firepower, based on designs by Dr. Robotica.

Undead - Due to the evil forces that have warped Peatoria since Kan took over the dead no longer rest in peace! The undead are the spiritual or physical bodies of dead Peatorians, reanimated and ready to take the pain of their half-dead, half-alive state out on the living! There are many different types of undead; Ghouls are grave robbers that leave a trail of slime behind them, and become more ravenous as more of them are eliminated. Skeletons are animated corpses that often have the power to fade in and out of existence. Zombies resemble brains that can latch onto the brains of living Peatorians and control them. Ghosts are immaterial (immune to any physical attack) and capable of draining life at a rate so fast that certain death is hard to avoid. The most powerful of the undead are the Vampires, blood-sucking villains who each have a special power, given to them by their lord Pacula. It is unknown what Pacula has to do with the undead, but they all seemed to be at least slightly under his control, and his first appearance did coincide with the first of the undead rising from their graves. Since Pacula's defeat the land is filled with wandering undead, seeking vengeance for the destruction of their dark lord. Often Peatorians who die inside Nasty Lords' fortresses will rise again as undead, causing both problems for maintenance, and intruders into those fortresses.

Epsilon Waldo-Emerson - What can be said about Epsilon that hasn't been said already? He is the heavily favored son of Mr. Waldo-Emerson. He works as a radiation tester at a large shoe corporation, insomuch as they pay him to eat possibly radioactive materials and take note if "something happens". His father has somehow got the idea that he is a high-powered executive at this shoes corporation, despite the fact that it was The Father who originally got him the job in the first place. In The Father's defense the original job he got Epsilon was putting paper into tennis shoes, until Epsilon's screw-ups got him demoted. After all, demoted and promoted are just 3 letters different, tops. Epsilon doesn't seem to care about any of these things as long as tin foil is shiny and his bow is red. He wears a bow, how about that?

Green Pea, "Little" - Green Pea was formerly one of Pea-Guy's students, hence the nickname "Little" despite the fact that he is rather large for a Peatorian. After Pea-Guy was kidnapped and taken to Pagoon, Green Pea formed a small group of adventurers to defeat Pacula and rescue the children he'd captured. This group consisted of Green Pea himself, two former friends of Pea-Guy and a red Peatorian named Bleebos. However Pacula saw them coming and appeared outside the castle to face them himself. Despite the fact that Green Pea's party was well prepared and they faced Pacula without the support of any of his minions, they were defeated by Pacula almost instantly. The other three were captured and only Green Pea escaped...but into the danger of Pacula's Castle. Desperately searching the castle for power-ups to help him defeat Pacula, he got halfway through and was mortally wounded by ghouls. Green Pea survived long enough to see Pea-Guy enter the castle and defeat the ghouls, and to tell Pea-Guy what he'd learned about where Pacula was hiding the children he'd kidnapped. Sadly Green Pea then died and in a touching moment Pea-Guy swore to avenge his death, which he later did.

Kodoe - Kodoe is The Mortuator's long-lost, horribly-burnt and half-stupid younger brother. That just about says it all, doesn't it? Recently The Mortuator has been seen searching all of Peatoria for him, but refuses to show anybody pictures to help out the search. But, you know, how many peatorians can there really be that fit the characteristics of horribly-burnt, half-stupid and long-lost?

Murdie - A former friend of Pea-Guy's, Murdie wrote the "Guide to Kansylvania" that Pea-Guy used to make his way around Pacula's domain. Formerly a friend of Pea-Guy, when Kan kidnapped Pea-Guy Murdie, though very afraid, decided to become an adventurer too and joined Green Pea on his ill-fated quest to defeat Pacula. Pacula captured Murdie and put him in charge of guarding his orange reptile collection. Pea-Guy eventually found Murdie in Pacula's castle but it was too late, Murdie had been driven insane and released the collection which proceeded to eat him. Pea-Guy destroyed the orange lizards (thus increasing the value of the other nasty lords' collections) but was unable to save Murdie.

Old Friend of Pea-Guy - His name is unknown, but he was a former friend of Pea-Guy and, when Pea-Guy was kidnapped he joined Green Pea in his quest to defeat Pacula. He was killed moments after meeting Pacula, however, and was raised from death by Pacula into an apparition. Pea-Guy encountered the apparition while exploring Pacula's castle, but in the end shrugged it off as green light reflecting off swamp gas. ("There's more gas than ghost in you, hah!")

Pacula's Blood Brood - After conquering Peatoria, Pacula decided to create an army of Vampires with special powers. To do this, however, he needed "fresh supplies". These "supplies" were Peatorian children rounded up from across Kansylvania. It was this outrage over the taking of all the young Peatorians that Green Pea formed his doomed party to save them. All seemed lost until Pea-Guy, using Green Pea's directions, located the "Blood Brood" and defeated the Vampire that was guarding them. Pea-Guy then blew up a castle wall and the children escaped home to their families. It is fortunate that Pea-Guy returned when he did, because had Pacula turned all of the children into his servants, even Pea-Guy may not have been able to defeat him.

Pea-Guy's Fans - These are the people who have not accepted Kan's words that Pea-Guy has abandoned them, and still choose to help and cheer on Pea-Guy in his quest. Sadly they only form a small percentage of the Peatorian population because of the success of Kan's hit single "Lose Yourself (to the Hatred of Pea-Guy". Pea-Guy's fans can be seen cheering him on in Arena, following him outside Castle Ernie and partying with him in the Secret Peatoria Party.

Berserk Vampire, The - Another one of Pacula's early vampiric creations, the Berserk Vampire was given the power to...go berserk. When attacked he whipped himself into a frenzy and threw knives on his hapless attacker. Pea-Guy barely managed to defeat him when the faced each other in combat. Thinking after the battle, Pea-Guy realized that he had just witnessed the very beginning of vampiric powers and commented "That was close...but not close enough!"

Bleebos - Don Piea Bleebos was a red Peatorian from a wealthy family in the southern Peatorian land of Mecksacka (where they make Mecksackan jumping beans). His land had been conquered by the Nasty Lord WitchyWitch who had turned the once mighty house of Bleebos into a gardening shed. He wanted revenge, but believing WitchyWitch to be too powerful traveled north to fight a supposedly less powerful Nasty Lord. He joined up with Green Pea's party and went to attack Pacula, however mere seconds after Pacula appeared, he leveled Bleebos with a lightning bolt. Resurrecting Bleebos as a Vampire, he gave him the power to create skeletons and to appear to have his former form. When Pea-Guy entered Pacula's castle, Bleebos used his second power to trick Pea-Guy into getting close to him, then used the first power to generate two skeletons to attack Pea-Guy. Pea-Guy dispatched the skeletons and then, with some difficulty, Bleebos himself.

BORD King, The - Pea-Guy originally thought that the BORD formed a unified hive-mind but this theory was kind of shot to heck when he discovered that they had a King. The BORD King was a massive show-off and kidnapped Pea-Guy's students just to lure Pea-Guy to him. The reason for luring Pea-Guy to him was to brag to Pea-Guy about some kind of "Wall of Lights" that was supposed to increase the BORD's power. Well, it didn't, instead it just made the BORD king and later his whole ship explode, but not before Pea-Guy and friends entered the wall (Pea-Guy recognized it from his "Guide to Dungeons" book as a dimensional portal) and escaped safely. Though it appears that the BORD king is gone for good, you can't think in such 7-dimensional terms.

BORD, The - The BORD are a race of cybernetic aliens from parts unknown. Pea-Guy first came into contact with them when one of their spaceships crashed on his dirt farm. While investigating the crash, Pea-Guy's students were captured by a BORD soldier. Pea-Guy attacked some BORD in outer space and obtained the location of their King's ship, which he assaulted with a ramshackle blimp Uncle Patches had built out of household supplies (why Uncle Patches just didn't loan him his jet plane is anybody's guess). Pea-Guy then destroyed the King's ship (well, let it destroy itself was more like it). Though two of their ships were blown up, the BORD probably have a lot more, I mean I assume, it's not like you just build two of those things and quit.

Clones - Largely the creation of Professor Test Tube and his brother, clones are an attempt to improve upon robotics by adding living tissue, or in some cases attempting to create new nasties by duplicating the DNA of living peatorians. In Ultimeneinasenshun's castle Pea-Guy encountered many clones of the Nasty Lord himself, though from them he could tell that cloning was still not nearly a perfect science...

H.P.P. (Horned Pig Pirate) and the Greenoos - The result of genetic experimentation, H.P.P. was born half-Peatorian, half-pig and got horns somehow. Shunned by Peatorians he turned to space piracy where he teamed up with a race of aliens known as the Greenoos. He kidnapped Pea-Guy's chauffer for a short time but was swiftly killed by Pea-Guy. Or so Pea-Guy thought because later when Pea-Guy was attempting to destroy a group of nasties who were building a giant spherical spaceship at the north pole, Pea Guy encountered H.P.P. dressed as Santa Claus with his minions dressed as elves. Pea-Guy thought he killed H.P.P. again, but he's thought that before...

Magical Mirrors - Magical Mirrors are all-knowing magical devices conveniently constructed out of mirrors. The fact that they are all-knowing often makes them smarmy in front of people who don't know everything. But who can blame them because it's hard not to be a know it all when you actually do know it all. There are many different makes of magic mirrors but they always have two eyes and a mouth with a haughty male voice. The Nasty Lord WitchyWitch is said to own two or more of them.

Peatorian Animals - Animals on Peatoria are very similar to those on Earth, and there are rats, bats, piranhas and many other creatures. They are often used by Nasty Lords for defense in places where the budget doesn't allow for "thinking" minions. The Nasty Lord Pacula employed many of these animals, and the animals under his power seemed to gain additional intelligence as if they were somehow being controlled by him directly. So far no other Nasty Lord has exhibited this power and animals "working" for most Nasty Lords tend to wander aimlessly.

Speedy Vampire, The - One of the first Vampires created by Pacula, this was the first one that Pea-Guy encountered when he entered Pacula's castle. The power Pacula had given this Vampire was that his speed increased as he took more damage (um...Pacula was new at the whole creating Vampires thing at this point). This power proved no defense when Pea-Guy arrived, because Pea-Guy used the Vampire's coffin to block the attacks, using the Speedy Vampire's own speed against him. Pea-Guy vanquished it and continued on his quest.

Vampire Batty Bomber, The - One of Pacula's more powerful creations, the Vampire Batty Bomber was given the power to transform into a bat and drop bombs on his enemies. He used this power to great effect on Pea-Guy, but was finally defeated by him. When he was destroyed all of the bombs he had dropped disappeared instantly, implying that they were magical and not robotic in their construction.

Vampire Illusionist, The - Pea-Guy encountered this Vampire in Pacula's castle, defending the children that had been taken for Pacula's Blood Brood. He was given the power by Pacula to leave a trail of fire and, more importantly, create fake duplicates of himself that did the same. Pea-Guy, with the help of an ancient artifact, uncovered the illusion and defeated the vampire, but not before the vampire had sworn revenge from beyond the grave. Ooooooooooooo!

Vaydah and The Emperor - These two evil beings and their Evil Imperium ruled Peatoria for a long time until Pea-Guy decided to take it upon himself to defeat them. The source of their military power was a giant spherical space station that orbited Peatoria and contained most of their troops. Pea-Guy snuck on board and made his way to their throne room. Then everything got really trippy (and oddly familiar) all of a sudden, but when the fog cleared Vaydah and the Emperor were dead, and Pea-Guy was in the reactor room for the spaceship. Pea-Guy exploded the reactor and escaped, destroying most of the Evil Imperium's troops and ships, and freeing Peatoria. Sadly Kan has learned from his predecessor's mistakes so there's no one big spaceship that can be blown up to utterly defeat him.

Apeman, The - This being was created by mixing DNA from Ultimeneinasenshun with DNA from a monkey. Ultimenein chose not to continue this line of experimentation because the result "looked too much like a coconut." However Ultimenein did use the apeman to distract Pea-Guy after Pea-Guy destroyed the Intimidator, so he was able to escape.

Batty Backup Singers - Pacula has been known to lay down some dope rhymes now and then, and when he does this he enlists the help of his Batty Backup Singers. They are bats that have been given intelligence and perfect pitch (well maybe not perfect...) Since Pacula was defeated they have released a solo album which did poorly, mostly due to the fact that Kan rules half the planet and doesn't allow his citizens to have income, and the other half of the planet was recently freed by Pea-Guy and isn't about to buy CDs made by nasties.

Bilobytes - These creatures are the dominant life-form on the planet Pagoon. They evolved from creatures similar to trilobites, whereas Peatorians evolved from creatures similar to tennis balls, so the two species can't communicate very well. Case in point, Bilobytes ruthlessly attacked Pea-Guy when he visited Pagoon. So far none of them have made their way to Peatoria...yet.

Blue Maniac, The - The Blue Maniac is another Peatorian wrestler, one of The Mortuator's contemporaries. Currently in the world of the Peatorian Wrestling Association (PWA) The Blue Maniac is playing the villain role while The Mortuator is playing the hero role. This is subject to change at an instant's notice, however, based on the current plots that the PWA is running. Did we say plots? I meant actual live footage of real things happening because wrestling isn't fake. Outside the ring The Blue Maniac is kind of a wimp, preferring knitting doilies to adventuring.

Bluey the Laser Gun - Because Pacula didn't like big noisy machines in his castle, but wanted laser guns for defense, he had Professor Test Tube genetically engineer for him an organic laser gun. Crossing DNA from Peatorians with lightning bugs, he managed to develop a living being that could shoot lasers. Unfortunately the creatures were very vain and the only way to get them to sit still (like good laser-defense guns do) was to put them across from mirrors. In retrospect this turned out to be a really stupid plan because Pea-Guy, while traveling through Pacula's Castle, simply used the mirrors to reflect the lasers and destroy the Bluies.

Bob the Blacksmith - Bob is a blacksmith who runs his shop in the domain controlled by Magico. Despite the fact that he lives in the most remote part of that domain, he still gets a lot of customers as he's really the only blacksmith in the land. When dealing with him you need to be careful because he has been known to grift people who aren't properly prepared.

Cannon Ball Bugs - Normally the giant insects common to Peatoria don't possess much of an intelligence, however these two somehow obtained a cannon and used it to explode (one of) Pea-Guy's cars. Strangely enough after this fact Pea-Guy's voice got 2 times as fast and he called them aliens. Hmmmm.

Childhood Friends of WitchyWitch - These are children who went to the same grammar school as the Nasty Lord WitchyWitch, a special school for children who had hair. It's not known exactly what happened there, but childhood trauma is a reason why otherwise normal Witches often turn to Nasty Lord-ism, so we can only speculate what happened.

Evvoks - These are one of Professor Test Tube's failed attempts to create robotic Peatorians. The project was discarded because they were "too hairy" and the remaining Evvoks were used as an uninspired attempt to stop Pea-Gal when she tried to defeat Ultimeneinasenshun. They barely put up any resistance and Ultimenein was forced to take the matter into his own hands...those on his giant robotic suit of course.

Eyebrows, Mr. - Few Peatorians have hair, but normally they don't go bald if they once had it, so a Peatorian with just eyebrows is very odd, this should have tipped Pea-Guy off. Unfortunately he blindly followed this oddity to a dock where it turned out that Mr. Eyebrows was IN FACT four Neoneons in disguise. Pea-Guy smartened up enough to pick the blue, multicolored and green boxes in order to obtain an infinite-shots power-up, which he used to dispatch the neoneons.

Gia - While Kan was conquering the Peatorian planet he caused great destruction to the flora and fauna. So much that the spirit of the planet manifested itself as a being named Gia and begged Kan to stop. Instead of stopping Kan, being the jerk that he is, captured Gia and locked him in Pacula's dungeon. Pacula wanted to steal Gia's power, but wasn't powerful enough himself to do this, so had to wait for his power to increase. He would have had enough power one night at midnight, but Pea-Guy with his typical last-minute timing arrived 2 minutes early, solved a simple puzzle, then freed Gia. As a token of thanks, Gia restored Pea-Guy's home from the damage caused by SOMEBODY squatting in it. Gia then returned to the inside of the planet itself, so that no one could try to steal its power again.

Green Guardian, The - The Green Guardian is a monster that exists in the ethereal plane and tries to prevent passage. Why? Well, he's been grumpy since his wife left him (before that he happily let everybody get by). But who can blame him, I mean YOU try finding another green sphere with horns and a tail on a dating service. Pea-Guy encountered him when he was traveling through the ethereal plane from Pagoon to Peatoria, and found that the ammo bubbles were useless against the green guardian and his random panic attacks during which he sped up. Pea-Guy avoided The Green Guardian and continued on his way, vowing to avoid interplanar travel in favor of old-fashioned spaceships.

Holographic Projection of Kan - Many people were confused at the end of Pea-Guy:First Contact when a giant glowing thing appeared and kidnapped Pea-Guy. Well, that "thing" was the image of Kan. When Pea-Guy first saw it he thought that Kan was a ghost (because he thought he'd killed him) but then it later turned out that Kan was still alive and the "ghost" was really just a holographic projection that had been made possible with advances in holographic technology which Pea-Guy hadn't paid attention to because he was too busy adventuring. Kind of a let-down plot-wise, if you ask me.

Igor the Item-Shop Owner - Igor is an entrepreneur who lives in Magico's domain, selling such varied items in his shop as apples, bread, sugar and chocolate. Actually that's all he sells, but hey, if any adventurers ever come to his kingdom he's set up to do terrific business. Igor doesn't like small talk, so anyone who walks up to him better be prepared to start doing business instantly, without a lot of chatter.

Infestors - This is a breed of creatures native to an alien planet that was introduced to Peatoria when a BORD ship crashed there. Pea-Guy, being "green" in more ways than one, recognized the damage that the alien species could do to his native environment so exterminated all of the infestors that had escaped the ship...except that one hiding in the rafters eating a rat.